Dear Matt the Camel Guy,
You don't know me, so of cource you don't know my enthusiasm about animals much less my deep dire need to feed your camels. I'm sure you get idiots all the time asking to pet the camels or wanting free stuff. Its prolly really annoying and when you saw me approach, corndog in hand. I'm sure you wanted to roll your eyes and duck under a bush. But seriously...really...I'm not one of those quaks I promise! I really just love animals and feeding the camels has become some kind of 'thing' for me. I have to....Yes you took Nick the camel from me...and I've forgiven you for it. Because you brought Goober...and I'm sure you hear it all the time. But Goober loves me. He really does. He saw me and we connected. He's my soul camel. Do you know what that's like to have a soul camel. You can make fun of me at your little tent but get used to seeing me. By the end of this rodeo we won't be strangers! I bought some carrots tonight and you'll be seeing me at least twice a day..I guarantee it! You can't keep me away from my camels! Feed into my obsession!
Alexsey the crazy funnel cake girl who wants to feed your camels
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